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Why was Lord of the Rings made into a movie?
The fans were Baggins for it.

What did the guy say when he bumped into the wizard?
Saruman, I didn’t see you there.

What do you call a wizard who knows how to hit a little white ball with a club?

One day a spell was cast on Aragorn’s wife that created a mirror image of her. This mirror image was a spy for Sauron and the Fellowship had to find her and stop her. When Frodo came upon her, he whispered to Sam, "Is that Arwen or Their-wen?"

One night two trolls were sitting by a fire dining on a fresh kill. As they pulled the meat out of the fire, one of the bones barely had any meat on it at all. One of the trolls plucked the bone out and started picking his teeth with it. The other Troll shook his head and said, "Stop that, it’s a bad hobbit."

Two orcs walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What did the hobbit say when he couldn’t find his walking stick?
Hey! Where’s my walking stick?!

What is the difference between Sauron and The Easter Bunny?
Nobody knows, no one has seen either one.

What did Frodo say when he saw the trees dancing?
"That’s ENT-tertainment!"

What did Frodo say when he saw the elves dancing?
"It must be Christmas time."

What did Frodo say when he saw the dwarves dancing?
"Why the hell is everyone dancing!"

What’s the difference between Arwen and Morwen?
No, seriously, I’m asking.

What happened when Sam pulled Gandalf’s finger for a second time?
Gandalf released Morwen.