The Rules: For Men
includes the rules for the following:
|On a weekend night, you find yourself
watching a soft porn movie on cable.
1. Every half-hour you quickly flip
through the channels to convince yourself that there isn't anything good on.
2. You say something like, "God this is bad" or "I can't believe this"
at least once.
3. During long drawn out sex scenes you snack on something or drink something to help
convince yourself that it is just a normal movie.
4. At least once during the movie you look it up on imdb.com to see what other movies that
actress has been in on the off chance she's been in something more than direct-to-video
5. Don't tape it.