| Where can I learn about the human liver?
After the fires get put out, there are going to be a lot of parties with a lot of drinking. Some in celebration some in despondence and some because there isnt anything else to do with all the public lands closed. Liver problems may be our next state catastrophe.
How do I network a PC to a Mac?
Those damnable interagency committees are driving us nuts. Fish, Wildlife, and Parks, Bureau of Land Management, Bureau of Reclamation, Bureau of Indian Affairs, U.S. Marshall, Forest Service, Sheriffs Department, Australian Firefighters, Canadian Firefighters, and Mexican Firefighters, each with a different technology standard.
Where can I find Mumbai, India (Bombay)?
Maybe a tour of a poverty stricken nation will make us feel better about losing all the natural treasures we had.
How do I choose a good gym or health club?
Fighting fires 60 hours a day, seven days a week isnt enough exertion, I want to pump some iron also.
Where can I find the Web site for the company Philip Morris?
Ive been breathing enough smoke from the fires that I figure cigarettes might actually feel like fresh air.
Where can I find a landform map of the state Illinois?
Maybe we should relocate to Illinois what!? No mountains? To hell with that!
Why is the sky blue?
That is, why do people say the sky is blue? All I see is a red haze.
What is the Kelly Blue Book value of a used car?
And what if that car has severe fire damage?
How can I send someone a free greeting card on the World Wide Web?
I have a few enemies, I want to send them Wish you were here cards with pictures of the rampaging fires.
Where can I find information on home equity loans?
Fire is lapping at my backdoor, might as well take out a second mortage.
Where can I learn about the meteorological topic hurricanes?
I hear hurricanes dump a lot of water in a short period of time. If that is true, maybe just maybe we can get one here.
Where can I find gift ideas for a wedding?
I was thinking about fire extinguishers, axes, and possibly an asbestos suit.
Where can I find pictures of the latest hairstyles?
Because when I am on the firelines, I have to look spiffy.
Where can I find recipes for salmon?
Ive got a stream filled with boiled salmon. Anyone want some?
Where can I find quotations about imagination?
In order to get our tourism dollars back, we are going to have to help non-locals imagine trees.
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