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    <td width="100%"><strong>How many nuclear missiles does the United States have?</strong><p>The
    US has just enough missiles to deter our enemies from launching their nukes at us.&nbsp;
    Our nukes are defensive in nature.&nbsp; Just because we are the only country to have used
    a nuclear weapon, not once, but twice does not mean we are a greater threat than any other
    country with nukes.</p>
    <p><strong>Who are our enemies?</strong></p>
    <p>This is a complex question.&nbsp; We don't have any enemies in the traditional sense,
    yet.&nbsp; There are countries like Cuba, Iraq, and Yemen that don't like us very much.</p>
    <p><strong>How many nuclear weapons do these countries have?</strong></p>
    <p>Well, none.&nbsp; But there have been attempts by Iraq and North Korea to build them.</p>
    <p><strong>How would these countries deliver these weapons if they were able to build
    them?</strong></p>
    <p>There are many delivery mechanisms for nuclear weapons.&nbsp; The most effective of
    course are ICBMs (intercontinental ballistic missles).&nbsp; But bombers like the US used
    to drop its first two bombs work, also.&nbsp; For most countries, an ICBM is beyond their
    technology.&nbsp; Development of a missile system is costly and difficult.&nbsp; Look at
    how many attempts it took to develop the Saturn V rocket for NASA.&nbsp; North Korea was
    finally able to launch a missile in 1999 that could have reached Japan.&nbsp; Suitcases
    are another delivery method, as are rubber rafts floated up a river of a major city.</p>
    <p><strong>Would a US based missile defense system protect Japan against North Korean
    nukes?</strong></p>
    <p>No.&nbsp; Besides, North Korea is now backing away from its hardline stance and talking
    about reunifying with South Korea.</p>
    <p><strong>Would a US based missile defense system protect against suitcase bombs?</strong></p>
    <p>No.</p>
    <p><strong>Would a US based missile defense system protect against rubber rafts with bombs
    attached?</strong></p>
    <p>No.</p>
    <p><strong>Is Russia or China a nuclear threat to the US?</strong></p>
    <p>Yes and no.&nbsp; While both countries have nuclear equipped missiles (countries with
    nuclear equipped long ranged missiles include, Russia, Ukraine, Georgia, England, France,
    China, and the United States.&nbsp; Countries with nuclear equipped short ranged missiles
    are Pakistan, India, maybe Israel and maybe South Africa)&nbsp; it is diffcult to imagine
    a scenario where any conflict would degenerate into a nuclear squabble.&nbsp; </p>
    <p><strong>Why do we need a multi-billion dollar missile defense system?</strong></p>
    <p>Obviously, to protect the United States from the Alien Invasion.</td>
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