|That succulent chocolate, wrapped in Oprah Winfrey-esque wisdom, is a
reason to live all in itself. Dove Promises® have become one of the best selling
candies recently. But like Hallmark® cards, someone has to come up with the
schmarmy saying written inside. Not all sayings are accepted. We bring you the
Being alone is a good reason to get fat.
Feelings are best expressed loudly.
You deserve better, dump him.
Music can touch you the way your lazy husband hasn't in years.
A sunset reminds us that all warmth cools, just like your marriage.
The sweet song of the bluebird can't be heard above the din of the neighbor's stereo.
A smile is the first step in getting laid.
A brook can't stop itself from babbling, you can.
You are the jewel in the crown of one night stands.
Always take a moment to reflect on why your life sucks.
Remember the little things, or else you will forget your ex completely.
Out of every day, there is a flower that can be smelled -- too bad it isn't for you.
You are such a loser.
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