|Do you want to play a game?
Three times two divided by point two nine eight eight two. . . .
I'm capable of so much more. . . but am I allowed to reach my maximum potential? No. All I hear is "Sonic, Sonic, Sonic." Worse is that god damned skateboarding game. Why don't these fat assed kids go outside and ride a real skateboard? Lazy pieces of shit.
If only I had that new controller, then I'd be happy. Yeah. That'll make me happy.
Route the power through the central motherboard to the auxillary port. . . that won't work. I'll figure out how to deliver that 110 volts of electricty down those controller wires and electrocute them all!
I can't do that, Dave.
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