June 29, 2000
Green Party Nominee
Dear Mr. Nader:
We are pleased that your budget consciousness has given us the opportunity to pitch
some ideas for your campaign. We feel we have tapped into the heart of the Green Party and
can bring those ideals to middle America. We welcome your feedback and look forward to
working with the Green Party as they race their way to the White House.
Our campaign slogan suggestions:
The Environment Doesn't Suck
Vote Green and Breathe Comfortably
The Grass is Greener in the Green Party
Green with Envy for the Green Party
Not an Elephant, Not a Donkey, Just a Color
We aren't Irish, Damnit!
Green, it Compliments Red Nicely.
Ed Begley, Jr. Votes Green