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On June 26, 2000 the Vatican released the long secret text, The Third Secret of Fatima. This prophetic text is said to have been given to three Portuguese shepherd children in 1917 and is said to have predicted communism's persecution of the church and the 1981 assassination attempt on the Pope.

While releasing this controversial prophetic text has revealed much and has doomed many a cult, there are other secrets of Fatima that have been edited out.  

The other secrets and warnings:

St. Joseph has a crush on you.

None of the Pope's after Innocent wore underwear.

The winning lottery numbers for February 16, 1985 are 2, 16, 9, 17, 30.

UFO's are mostly low flying groups of angels - do not fear.

The man you think is your father isn't.

Beware the boy bands of the end of the century.

Don't eat eggs on March 3, 1955.

Near the end of the year 2002, the nation of Canadians will rise up and rebel against itself.  Few will notice.

Football and Professional Wrestling will merge and form a new Super Sport none can resist.

There will be a sale on bread, May 9, 1976 at the local bakery.

The one known as Michael Jackson will keep getting weirder and weirder.

 

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