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<< The Stygian Labyrinth
<< Boufdot
5/29/2002
Danger! Boredom Alert! Danger!
I've entered a dangerous zone again. I pulled my old screenplay for a short film out of the files and read it to Therese. She thought it was funny which now has me wanting to film it again. It is simple enough, a one man movie, 5 minutes or so in length, a parody of Memento.

Of course, I can't stop there. No. One project that I won't complete isn't enough for me. I need to load up my plate with five or six projects before I don't do any of them. Hell, I still haven't made all my Vampire Glyphs to even attempt to sell on copy of that book. My friend Celena is still wondering where he ink is. Admittedly, I was waiting on the ink until the weather warmed up so I could do some of the work on the back porch. Still no excuse for the Vampire Glyphs except for the fact that I'm easily distracted by shiny things.

I've been playing around with a website idea, something to allow me to express all my primal thoughts. Thoughts I don't necessarily believe but I still think them and am afraid to say them lest people thing I am some sort of asshole. I like to think I am a genteel asshole, not a crude asshole. This hasn't stopped me from wanting to make lewd comments about women in tube tops, belly rings, ass size, cleavage, the ideal woman, etc. The website would be one part "Man Show", one part "Howard Stern" and one part "Hustler". Rude, Crude, and Lewd. A certain level of misogyny and self-deprication through honoring things like beer guts, tasteless jokes, and baseless opinions (nachos without refried beans are for sissy ivy-leaguer types who can't handle a real appetizer!)

Ugh. I've gone so far as to do a preliminary layout. A small lefthand column which would contain a box of links to Top 10 lists (Top 10 WWF Fan Fiction Stories, Top 10 News Babes, Top 10 Pick Up lines, Top 10 'Real Man' Drinks, etc.) and links to Guides (Guide to Getting a Blow Job, Guide to Disguising Farts, Guide to Betting on Stupid Things, Guide to One Night Stands). The central section would be the feature of the moment. These would be write ups of Primal Male philosophy (how to determine if a woman is 'doable' or not, etc.). The right hand section would contain miscellaneous items, news from the net, pictures, cartoons, and jokes.

It is all pretty stupid, and I hope I get pass this before I have enough material to justify building the site. In the meantime - God Help Us All.

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